Identikit and Copycat
When will you ever stop channelling me?
I am so sick sick SICK and tired of being copied by you. You try to buy the same clothes, accesories and footwear as the ones I've bought from the week before. How many times must I catch you telling a story or joke that you heard from me and try to pass it off as your own?
You're a joke, you are.
Let me tell you why you'll never be me - because you don't have a pinch of originality in you.
Don't think nobody notices your photocopying ways, my dear. People know and boy, how they laugh!
You're pathetic.
Get off my case and start getting a life.
Stop pirating me.
Please.
